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THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT KPIs MEAN, OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T ASK A STARTUP FOR THAT NONSENSE!

"Please upload an updated Investor Deck/Pitch below, the document MUST provide the following information: - Problem - Solution - Growth Stage - Traction / KPI’s - Value Proposition (What’s different?) - Competitive Landscape - Customer Segment - Revenue Model - Team - Details on legal constitution of the company - Total Funds Raised - Current CAP table (Max file size 30MB.)"


I'VE ANALYZED DOZENS OF SIMILAR NONSENSE CALLS


But we don't have KPI, damn it! since we are an innovative startup in earnest and therefore, by definition, we can't have it.


Your request doesn't make sense to us and it's a shame for you, because our Eloisa Smart City Assistant is a unique project, while start-up acceleration programs are numbered by the thousands.


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